Friday, May 25, 2007

Save the camel toe!



We've never been too fond of bicycle seats. They're not really designed with guys in mind. Even if your junk runs on the small side, there's just no way to keep the boys comfy.

And while we consider ourselves an authority on the female form, we didn't know that women had the same kind of problems. And we were really blown away to find out that the problem is so pervasive that thousands of women in the U.S. and U.K. have resorted to surgically altering their labias.

Actually, that's just one of the reasons behind this new trend in cosmetic surgery. Some of the women in a British medical study also said they turned to the procedure because they couldn't wear tight clothing or just because they didn't like the way they looked down there.

The British study was critical of the surgery, saying for most women, it's kind of silly and unnecessary, though they used much bigger words, being doctors and British. Most of the women who wanted these designer vaginas "wanted their vulvas to be flat and with no protrusion, similar to the prepubescent look of girls in Western fashion ads."

We believe adults should be free to do whatever they want with their bodies but we are a little concerned what this might mean for the future of the camel toe.

We're big fans of the toe. But only on women.

2 comments:

Whatever Dee-Dee wants said...

check out this song about camel toes.
http://www.funrestarea.com/pages/camel_toe.shtml

T.D. said...

ha ha. thanks for the link!