Monday, May 28, 2007

We couldn't have said it better

We interrupt your Memorial Day festivities to bring you this public service announcement.

We believe it's important to remember all those who have sacrificed so that pervs like us can write and post what we want without fear that jack-booted thugs are going to haul us away.

The pic above comes from Belgium's Nee party, which has gained worldwide notoriety for senate candidate Tania Derveaux's campaign pledge to deliver 40,000 blow jobs to supporters all around the world. If she wins, she would spend almost two years of her term delivering on her promise. It comes out to 80 blow jobs a day for 500 days and that's only if she keeps to her self-imposed limit of 5-minutes per hummer.

This is the point where we usually come up with some funny pun but, frankly, we're too drunk. Talk amongst yourselves.

1 comment:

Sadie said...

I agree with you. The math for fulfilling this campaign promise does prove to be a serious problem.