Is that your iPhone in your pocket?

We enjoy ourselves some good porn every once in awhile. By "awhile," we mean, like, every day.

We're not obsessed with it, though. We've never felt the need to carry it around in our pockets, wherever we go. We're more than content to watch it on the old porn machine, er, laptop.

But hey, who are we to judge?

We've been reading over on Fleshbot, that porn producers are gearing up to provide video for the new iPhones. That's not exactly a new thing, since porn downloads have been available for the iPod for some time.

But from what we've seen, the iPhone is going to blow away the iPod. It's going to do to iPods, what TiVo did to VHS machines.

Still, we're having a hard time getting our minds around this whole pocket porn concept.

It's not that we think porn on an iPhone is a bad thing. It's that we think watching anything on such a small screen is a little unnecessary.

And then we started to think about it, and we realized that with a 3.5 inch screen, a video on the iPhone is going to be only slightly smaller than a YouTube video.

She has our vote

We're not political. We dislike most Republicans and Democrats, equally. But we like the Obama Girl. She's in the video I got a crush on Obama.

The Barack Obama campaign, of course, says they have nothing to do with the video, which stars bikini pinup girl Amber Lee Ettinger. Instead, it appears to be the creation of Barelypolitical.com, a new site whose motto is "Politics are ugly. Girls are pretty."

We're not sure what this site is going to be about, since there's not much on it. But if they keep the videos coming, we may have to start paying attention to politics.

By the way, Amber Lee is not Leah Kaufman, who sings the song and gives us the lyric, "Up in the oval office, you'll get your head of state." Leah has a knack at hitting the top of the YouTube charts with videos of hot chicks lip synching her songs. Last year, she gave the world My Box in a Box.

Swinging his A-Rod

We wanted to write something funny today but there's no sense faking it. We've just driven 20 hours non-stop across the country and we're typing on fumes. We wanted to write about A-Rod getting busted with his girlie friend. We're sure there's some good material in there: strippers, out-of-town flings, a pissed-off wife. Instead, we're going to post a couple videos, have a sip of Scotch, maybe take a dip in the hot tub, and then it's off to dreamland. [Update: His mistress has a name: Joslyn Morse, a Vegas stripper who supposedly has appeared in Playboy. The nudie pictures of Joslyn are here]

And as long as we're on our little run of sports-related posts, check this one out. If this isn't a sport, it should be.



We play a mean air guitar. Sometimes, we crank up Nirvana and pretend that we're on stage at Redrocks circa 1991(Yeah, we know Nirvana never played there, but this is our fantasy). When we play air guitar, we move our fingers up and down in what we think is a pretty good imitation of an actual musician. We imagine that women watch us play air guitar and think to themselves, "Wow, not only is that guy sexy, he can rock! I want to fuck him." After watching this video, we're pretty sure that air sex is definitely not a good way to show off your love-making skills.

Take sexual harrassment seriously

Today's sex lesson

Here's some facts about internet porn that you might not have known, presented in a way that makes sure you'll pay attention. We also learned we might have to get out more because we found ourselves concentrating more on trying to read the words than looking at the model. [Hat tip to Video Buzz.]