She has our vote

We're not political. We dislike most Republicans and Democrats, equally. But we like the Obama Girl. She's in the video I got a crush on Obama.

The Barack Obama campaign, of course, says they have nothing to do with the video, which stars bikini pinup girl Amber Lee Ettinger. Instead, it appears to be the creation of Barelypolitical.com, a new site whose motto is "Politics are ugly. Girls are pretty."

We're not sure what this site is going to be about, since there's not much on it. But if they keep the videos coming, we may have to start paying attention to politics.

By the way, Amber Lee is not Leah Kaufman, who sings the song and gives us the lyric, "Up in the oval office, you'll get your head of state." Leah has a knack at hitting the top of the YouTube charts with videos of hot chicks lip synching her songs. Last year, she gave the world My Box in a Box.

Have you seen the one about the 70 virgins?

We haven't posted much this week because we're in hiding.

In case you haven't heard, Iran has declared a jihad against pornographers, making it a capital crime to produce smut over there.

Not that we consider ourselves pornographers but, sometimes, we do post some racy photos of the ladies. Take this shot, for example. This picture is hot. That may be the hottest ankle I've ever seen.

We're posting it in defiance of the Iranian parliment because we feel it's our duty to help provide suitable spank material for 13-year-old Iranian boys.

We vaguely remember reading somewhere that it's always the forbidden fruit that tastes the sweetest. We're already predicting that the next big thing on the Internet will be illegal Iranian porn.

We couldn't have said it better

We interrupt your Memorial Day festivities to bring you this public service announcement.

We believe it's important to remember all those who have sacrificed so that pervs like us can write and post what we want without fear that jack-booted thugs are going to haul us away.

The pic above comes from Belgium's Nee party, which has gained worldwide notoriety for senate candidate Tania Derveaux's campaign pledge to deliver 40,000 blow jobs to supporters all around the world. If she wins, she would spend almost two years of her term delivering on her promise. It comes out to 80 blow jobs a day for 500 days and that's only if she keeps to her self-imposed limit of 5-minutes per hummer.

This is the point where we usually come up with some funny pun but, frankly, we're too drunk. Talk amongst yourselves.